I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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