Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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