Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
NoShamevember. You game?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
