I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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