I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
false alarm. still invincible.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
