if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i barfeds in our rink
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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