Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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