oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I have feelings that need drinking.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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