At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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