Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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