I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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