Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
did i walk over a car last night?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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