nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Dignity is for republicans.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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