I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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