we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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