so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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