i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He shit in the fireplace
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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