she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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