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(303): View more from Colorado

well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

(1-303): View more from Colorado

did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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(+44): View more from England

He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope my margaritas pass through security.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?

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(410): View more from Maryland

Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.

(410): View more from Maryland

By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!

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(740): View more from Ohio

so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.

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