The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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