i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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