i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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