I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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