So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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