We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
