I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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