Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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