not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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