dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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