the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.