You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode