Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Randomize
