How'd it feel making her break her religion?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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