I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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