You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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