why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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