I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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