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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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