Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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