too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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