Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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