im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
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I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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