well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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