Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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