He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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