Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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