Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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