we have officially lost it.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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