What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize