is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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