Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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