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Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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