I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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