No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
last night I used snow as a chaser
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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