Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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