she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
As shirtless as possible
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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